GREETINGS FROM KAZAKHSTAN

JANUARY 18 2008 08:27h

VIDEO: Borat Is Back with a Book!

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All lovers of Borat’s adventures will have the opportunity to read his tourist guide to Kazakhstan and the United States.

After more than a year Borat is returning to the limelight. Luckily, not as a sequel, but with a book, a tourist guide to Kazakhstan and the United States. Interestingly enough, the new tourist guide has two covers. Looking from one side the book is called “Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A”, while on the other side the book is entitled “Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”.

Kazakhstan finally published a book 

“I here on behalf of my government to make a special proclamation. It give me great pleasuring myself to announce that after many years secret development, Kazakhstan have at last mastered the technology nevessary to produce our own book”, Borat says in a short video presenting the book. Of course, he mentions Kazakhstan’s sights: “For examples, learn all about Kazakh Museum of Intolerance in Almaty and look on pictures of glorious new statue of Melvin Gibsons in Astana. It 673 feet tall and have a staircase inside so that childrens can climb up and throw potatoes on jewtown from his anoos”, Borat explains.

The guide has an overview of popular locations for nights out in Kazakhstan, as well as descriptions of its music stars, such as Billy Sexcrime, or movies, such as “Attack of the Jew Claw”.

Along with tourist attractions the book contains the pictures of Borat’s naked wives 

The book, of course, contains some personal detail about Borat. “Book also contains many photograph of my wifes and childrens -- totally nude”, says Borat.

The last part of the tourist guide directs the reader to the world of the minor nation of the U.S. and A: “It will explain the peoples who live in Americas: cowboys, red Indians, chocolate-faces and gays”, Borat says, instructing his fans to go to their local bookstores to buy the book. “If you do not have the money then take it”, he says in the presentation which you can view HERE.