Why It Pays to Be a Prostitute in Hollywood

Divine Brown, famous for being caught providing oral service to Hugh Grant, resurfaced in the media these days.

Do you remember Hugh Grant once getting caught with a prostitute? Even though the public has almost forgotten about the whole affair, Divine Brown has resurfaced in the media in light of the evening that made her famous.

"It went from miserable to the best night of my life," says her pimp and father of her two children, Gangster Brown. "I love Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant put my kids through school, gave us a chance of the life we probably would've never reached. I had a chance to travel on private jets."

From now on, it will only get harder for celebrities to have intercourse with prostitutes. The girls are just waiting for an opportunity to "catch" someone famous and, after the job is done, get on the phone, call their agent and arrange for an interview with Barbara Walters. The rest is history.