Homosexuals Trying to Turn Penis into Drill

Two screws cannot join, two nails cannot enter one another, masturbation is a strikeout, says Supetar parish priest Andro Ursic.

Supetar’s parish priest don Andro Ursic issued a text on homosexuality that shocked the public in the parish’s official gazette, Mozaik. The text is plentiful of interesting and vivid descriptions of homosexual relationships, Vecernji list writes. 

-Two homosexuals join unnaturally and aggressively. Two screws cannot join, two nails cannot enter one another – Ursic wrote.

He added that such behaviour was conditioned by physical and psychological defects.

-True, there are several holes in a man that are intended for something else by nature and God’s plan. But a disoriented homosexual is trying to turn his penis into a drill and widen the hole of his partner where faeces come out – don Ursic says.

Ursic dubs masturbation as a flop and a strikeout because, he says, mutual masturbation has no final purpose or goal but erotic satisfaction.

-Homosexuals find justification in the spiritual rifts of geniuses. Addicts, alcoholics, those who commit suicide and the like will also find such justification – don Ursic believes.

A renowned theologist don Ivan Grubisic told Vecernji list that he condemned the parish priest’s statements, adding that the Church deemed homosexualism an unnatural relationship, but never stooped to the level that don Ursis had.