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FEBRUARY 16 2009 13:23h

Killed Husband with Enormous Vibrator

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Alex Mijtusta died from internal bleeding after his wife inserted a 50-centimetre-long vibrator into his anus.

Since the Internet is an endless source of information, we found several stories about people who met an unusual end of their lives. Death is no joke and there is nothing funny about it, but the way these people ended their lives makes us wonder whether life and the end of it, should be taken so seriously. 

Death caused by vibrator-.-Ivana Magdić-.-Happy 100!

The first example we chose proves that nobody should be forced to do something they do not want to do. Alex Mijtusta, 36, was killed by his own wife and a giant vibrator. Mrs. Mijtusta was sick and tired of the perverse and bizarre sexual games, so she took a 50-centimetre vibrator and inserted the whole thing into her husband’s anus. The poor guy died in horrific pain from internal injuries.

Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99, also met her tragic death through a combination of bizarre circumstances. Debbie died just one day before her 100th birthday. She died on route to her birthday party when she was hit by a truck that was carrying her birthday cake to the party.

Lost her way – into a shooting range Reuters-.--.-

Our parents teach us from very early on that, if we get lost, we should find a police officer and ask him for directions. But does that always work? If proved fatal for 44-year-old Megan Fry. Megan got lost and when she saw police officers in the street, she thought she was saved. Relieved, she jumped out in front of them and shouted “Boo!” What she did not know is that she had wandered into a police shooting range. As the police officers mistook her for a target, they drew their weapons and fired. The unfortunate woman was killed by more than 40 bullets on the spot. At a hearing, one of the police officers said that the woman was so realistic.

Inspired by the film “Die Hard”, Michael Lewis decided to get rid of his boyfriend in an especially cruel, yet ingenious way. Michael rendered his lover, Tony Berry, unconscious. Then he dressed him up in a double-sided advertisement panel, on one side of which he wrote “Death to Niggers” and on the other “God Loves the Ku Klux Klan”. Michael then carried Lewis into his car and drove into Harlem. He then took Tony out of the car, left him in the middle of the street, and left. The unfortunate Tony lived for only the next two minutes.

Blew up his wife with half a tonne of explosives -.-Reuters-.-An explosion in the South of Gaza, after Israeli planes flied by.

How much somebody can hate their spouse was shown by the example of U.S. Army sergeant John Joe Winter, who killed his wife by planting a car bomb in her car. But it was not the usual bomb. The sergeant put, no more and no less than, 750 kilograms of plastic explosive in his wife’s car. The explosion could be heard 14 kilometres away and parts of the car or the woman were never found. The only thing the police found was a crater on the road which was 55 metres deep and 500 metres wide.

The moral of the next story is: do not punish your children because it may backfire. This is what happened to 42-year-old Peter Stone who was killed by his eight-year-old daughter. Little Samantha did not take well her daddy’s punishment that entailed her going off to bed without supper. She thought nobody should do this to her without being punished. So, she put 72 tablets of rat poison in her father’s coffee. After the first sip, Peter fell off his chair and died on the spot. The case ended up in court and Samantha got a conditional sentence because the court said she was not aware of what her actions could cause, given her age. It seems that Samantha liked doing whatever she liked and being unpunished for it. So, a month later, she tried to kill her mother. That is when the court realised Samantha knew exactly what she was doing when she exacted her own punishment on her parents.

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