Translation: Joseph Stedul TRANSLATION Joseph Stedul
AUTHOR Mladen Starčević


ARMED AND DANGEROUS

JANUARY 26 2009 10:50h

PHOTO: Obama Fights Injustice With Pistols, Swords

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When diplomacy is not enough, the toy manufacturer brings their vision of Obama, an armed fighter against terrorism.

-.-Gamu-Toys-.-Barack Obama’s popularity knows no boundaries, and the latest idea that will popularize him amongst younger generations, from Tokyo to Milwaukee, comes from the company Gamu-Toys.

Gamu-Toys gives the message that Obama cannot fight injustice and evil only through diplomacy, winning people over with his smile and rhetoric. For that hard mission he will need something more – samurai swords, shotguns, pistols, nanchakus, and other means for achieving peace.

The Gamu-Toys toy has the smile of Bruce Willis, whilst he kills bad guys in the “Die Hard” series, using Chuck Norris’ moves like “Walker, Texas Ranger”. However, apart from Obama being equipped for conventional threats from this planet, the new American president also has skills with a light sabre, and can fight the enemy of freedom and justice, Darth Vader, the famous bad guy from Star Wars. We can only assume that Obama will soon get a means for fighting the evil Borg from Star Trek.

The price of the figurines is still unknown, just like the time they will hit the toy store shelves.

Take a look at the frightening look of Obama as a freedom fighter in the photo gallery: Plastic, Aggressive, Barack Obama.

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