VIDEO: Kosovo Beach Boys

Negdje daleko preko mora nalazi se mjesto zvano Kosovo, gdje ne želite ići…

Očito su operacije čuvanja mira na Kosovu ostavile impresivan dojam na ove domišljate Norvežane koji su napravili turističku antireklamu.

Dok se ''Trojka'', Srbi i Albanci sastaju, pregovaraju i razgovaraju, nekoliko mladića odlučilo je pokazati svijetu kakvo je stvarno stanje na terenu. Po njihovim riječima radi se o pokrajini kojoj nitko ne zna točnu lokaciju, gdje nitko ne želi ići, a oni sami ne znaju što točno rade tamo. Kao krivca za svoje jade prozivaju Miloševića kojeg zovu ''jadnim kurvinim sinom''. 'Ko zna možda Ban Ki-moon i njihov ''izvještaj'' uzme u obzir na kraju godine kada će se donositi odluka o statusu Kosova.

Evo transkripta kosovske ''turističke razglednice'', a videospot možete pogledati OVDJE

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go
Pristinia, blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia
I'll race ya...

Somewhere far overseas
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where you don't want to go
If you're Albanian at all

Protecting human rights
Air strikes and firefights
And we'll be dropping our bombs
Wherever Serbian bad guys hide
Just up from Kosovo

Somalia, Grenada,
Or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya Rwanda
Wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo
That's where we got hustled
Ooo so now we're helping out in Kosovo
We'll kiss some ass and then we'll see how it goes

And then we really don't know
Good luck to Kosovo
Mi-lo-se-vic
You sorry son of a bitch

Every time we go
To little places like Kosovo
We never really know
What happens after we go
Tough luck for Kosovo

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go
Pristinia, blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia
Oooo from Macedonia down to Kosovo
We'll kick their ass and then we'll see how it goes

And then we really don't know
That sucks for Kosovo
Somalia, Grenada,
Or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya Rwanda
Wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo
How it ends we don't know...